There is a lot under my bed. Some scary, interesting, and dirty things reside under there. The dust mites love to have parties under my bed every Tuesday night; they do play Techno music and drink lemonade. They live in small Kleenex boxes that I collect for my future in nose blowing contests. I also have a few small trinkets from my many skydiving adventures that take place over various continents. My favorite trinket by far is the snowball I collected from Antarctica while I was on a mission’s trip, ministering to the scientists. Last but not least are my many different colored rain coats. I keep them under there in case a monsoon decides to hit the Detroit area. I have a different color for each day of the month. That is not all that occupies the space under my bed, but unfortunately that is all I can speak about…